There are many ways to learn English. And one of them is to learn through funny stories as you can understand more about English culture, their humor and so on. Enjoy these jokes and share with us your favorite ones, too.
LET THEM BURGLE!
Mrs. Smith was fond of reminding her husband that the silver was hers, the piano and the furniture was her. In the middle of the night she was awoke by noises downstairs. She shook her husband: ”Henry,” she whispered. ”Get up. There are burglars downstairs.”
“Burglars,” said Mr. Smith. ”Well, let them burgle! There is nothing of mine down there!”
A BIG DECISION
A six-year-old boy walked up to his father one day and announced, 'Daddy, I'd like to get married.'
His father replied hesitantly, 'Sure, son, do you have anyone special in mind?'
'Yes,' answered the boy. 'I want to marry Grandma.'
'Now, wait a minute,' said his father. 'You don't think I'd let you get married with my mother, do you?'
'Why not?' the boy asked. 'You married mine.'
STRANGE THING
A French boy said to his friend: "My young sister is ten years old but she can speak English rather well."
The friend smiled and replied: "It isn't a strange thing. When my family travel to London, I met a little girl who was about five years old but she spoke English like wind."
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